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Feline Witch
15-01-2005, 05:33 PM
Hello people, I am here to raise funds fo the phenomenon known as Spontanious Feline Combustion. This causes cuddly kitties to explode and burst into flames, ruining the lino.

Sadly, some countries have started using kittens as hand grenades, and what is worse, a tortoiseshell named Mittons is being used to power the doomsday device.

Please give generously, so I can find the cure. If I do not find the cure, you are welcome to live in my shanty and eat my canned tomato puree, after Mittons goes off.

Please, do not say anything like, "My heart goes out to you, but not my wallet."

DARKMATTER
15-01-2005, 06:23 PM
lmaorofl, thats pretty good.

DarkMagician
16-01-2005, 09:01 PM
Uh oh...I fear I am found out... Feline Witch, I admit it...it was me that caused the S.F.C. It is a technique I have been testing known as a Delayed Foie. It enters the body, and within a week/month, FFWWOOOSH! Smoking kittens!

Her, I am sorry for my experiments...

*Throws over 1 mesata*

Use it wisely.

*Leaves*

Grave_Guardian
16-01-2005, 11:02 PM
Well writen FW. As to what DM siad.... nothing but hahahaha. Good one both.

DarkMagician
16-01-2005, 11:07 PM
I see someone found it amusing...but I do not think Feline Witch will when he sees this...

Shade
17-01-2005, 01:10 PM
As a gesture of kindness from the Shadow Council...
We ALL pledge a total of
100000000000000000 meseta...


(You are now in SERIOUS debt we want 200% interest)

DarkMagician
17-01-2005, 01:13 PM
Aha! None of that is mine! I-am-so-damn-stingy! I-am-so-damn-stingy! La-la-la-la-la-la! I-am-so-damn-stingy!

Got to love that beat...

Shade
17-01-2005, 01:25 PM
uuuuh.... sure... none of that is yours... not a meseta... not a bit...
uuuh... I... gotta... go... now...


*runs off*

DarkMagician
17-01-2005, 01:27 PM
Hmm?

*Feels into pocket*

HEY, WHAT THE FU-- GET BACK HERE!!!

*Persues shade*

Judgment
17-01-2005, 04:37 PM
*puts 1000 meseta in colection box*....... *steals colection box* i just got to be me -_- *runs*

Sesshomaru
17-01-2005, 06:16 PM
I would donate quite generously except there isn't any collection box left to put any money into......srry FW, no more money for you. lol.......oh ya, good luck finding a cure. :D

Kal
18-01-2005, 02:47 AM
I gave 5 meseta when shade was collecting.

masterofchaos
18-01-2005, 04:56 PM
i give a shoe to you and chocolate laxitive and 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000001 meseta

Shadamoo
19-01-2005, 05:44 PM
WHAO! *watches burning kitten*
Can you use those oxide things to make them burst into green, blue and purple flames? :P

Thats quite a funny topic.
*hands 10000 meseta*

Danny
20-01-2005, 06:45 PM
cum on kitty, put in your meseta.

*it places 10000*

*WHOOOSH*

goddamnit, not again. you wouldent beleave how long it took me to teach it that!!!!!!

DarkMagician
20-01-2005, 09:35 PM
What in the hells!? Hahahah! Who are you!? A new member? Ha, I must say, I found that somewhat amusing!

Keep me amused, and you might make it on these forums!

Serpent7
21-01-2005, 02:09 PM
My heart goes out to you, but not my wallet.

This thread will be closed, for cruelty to animals.



Only joking. :P

Sesshomaru
21-01-2005, 03:09 PM
This thread will be closed, for cruelty to animals.



Only joking. :P
what????? this thread was about cruelty to animals.........i thought it was a thread that FW created to try and pawn money off of the members..............*looks back at FWs post* cats bursting into flames......lol....I have the perfect solution to this.....throw each cat into the ocean where they wont be able to burst completely into flames.

Danny
21-01-2005, 04:33 PM
new title:

spontanious feline bubling

Uber Ninja
25-01-2005, 04:48 PM
NOOoOOOooooOOOOoOoOoO!!!!!!11one
Poor kitties!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BUT WAIT!!!! THERE'S HOPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111oneoneone!!!111
What if the kitties keep combusting, but evolve so they are immune to it!! Then we'll have flaming kitties walking all over the place!!! That would be awesome!! And it would keep the hobos in cities warm too!!! YAY!!!

Judgment
25-01-2005, 06:43 PM
my theory is that Spontanious Feline Combustionis part of the bunny's plans for world domination :D

GO BUNNY

(\ /)
(O.o)
(><)
/_|_\

C.O
25-01-2005, 07:04 PM
(\ /)
(O.o)
(><)
/_|_\

o.O

I am scared now.

*whines*

Deadly Zero
26-01-2005, 12:19 AM
i support the bunnies
*sends bunnies after everyone except judgement*
SOON YOU SHALL ALL BE SURROUNDED BY BUNNIES AND LOVED TO DEATH!!!!!
BWAHAHHAHAHA a terrible way to go

masterofchaos
26-01-2005, 05:01 PM
go bunny go yey bunny

Danny
26-01-2005, 05:23 PM
yeh go bunny!!

Judgment
26-01-2005, 06:36 PM
MAhahahaha the time of the bunny is now :devious:

C.O
26-01-2005, 08:04 PM
Yes sire!
Anything you would have me do?

Judgment
26-01-2005, 08:13 PM
Yes humble squire. Your mission it to assassinate all the clowns in the world. Only then will the bunny be satisfied for today :evil:

C.O
26-01-2005, 08:37 PM
Consider it done, my lord.
I am your humble servant. (spelling?)

Deadly Zero
27-01-2005, 03:23 AM
Deadly Zero rolls over laughing as a group of bunnies attack a kitten*
BWHAHAHAHA
GO BUNNIES ATTACK

Feline Witch
30-01-2005, 12:09 PM
I don't mind if the bunnies take over the world, as long as they are fluffy and don't look like that dead-eyed rabbit Miffy.

So in other words, you don't care about spontanious feline combustion, and one of you ACTUALLY caused it. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!! And one of you suggests drowning them. And the collection plate is empty. Sniffle.

When your cat explodes and ruins the carpet, I hope you will understand.

Danny
30-01-2005, 12:20 PM
i agree,PoooooOoOoooorrrrRRR kittiesssss!!!!!!11111oneone!



*donates 100'000'000 to the collection box*

i think its a ittle tooo off topic, so be careful.

Deadly Zero
30-01-2005, 03:27 PM
send bunnies after danny*
eat him alive
*Sends dead eye miffy after FW*

Feline Witch
30-01-2005, 08:14 PM
OH DEAR SWEET MOTHER OF GOD!!! MIFFY!!!

Suddenly FW's head bulges out, his eyes become big dots, and a cross for a mouth.

Disembodied narrator voice: Miffy feels homicidal. She has conered a victim.
Uh oh. Miffy pulls out her favourite chainsaw. "Now you die." said Miffy.
Miffy slices FW in half.
Miffy now wants to be like her hero, Jack the Ripper. She goes off down Soho to look for some dot-eyed hookers.

Judgment
30-01-2005, 08:32 PM
OH DEAR SWEET MOTHER OF GOD!!! MIFFY!!!

Suddenly FW's head bulges out, his eyes become big dots, and a cross for a mouth.

Disembodied narrator voice: Miffy feels homicidal. She has conered a victim.
Uh oh. Miffy pulls out her favourite chainsaw. "Now you die." said Miffy.
Miffy slices FW in half.
Miffy now wants to be like her hero, Jack the Ripper. She goes off down Soho to look for some dot-eyed hookers.
OMFG XD You deserve a medal for that ^^

Deadly Zero
31-01-2005, 03:50 AM
BWAHAHAH
(I just hope that mifyy thingy doesnt come back)
*pulls out his Ultima Sword*
"Here dead bunny thing, come here"

DarkMagician
31-01-2005, 11:12 AM
Hehehe...SFC... Miooow? FWOOOOSH! Riiaoaoooo...

And Celia nd Albert think I am not evil...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

Judgment
31-01-2005, 04:30 PM
Hehehe...SFC... Miooow? FWOOOOSH! Riiaoaoooo...

And Celia nd Albert think I am not evil...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

Oh how wrong they are..........or are they?

Danny
31-01-2005, 04:37 PM
what is with the blinking bunny.Oh wait, im dead.

__
_ (XX) <---------------me, dead,
<{}>
_ / \

Judgment
31-01-2005, 04:47 PM
You served th bunny till he sent his armies to kill you.......oh well life goes on...except for you of course.

DARKMATTER
31-01-2005, 04:52 PM
Dam bunnies, they can goto hell. *gets well armed, has a nuke as last resort :P *, bring it on soon to be dead fluffers.

Sesshomaru
31-01-2005, 06:16 PM
*removes his sword from his sheath* Bring it on fur buckets....ahahahahaha
*looks over the horizon and sees this massive army of bunnies charging* uh!.......have fun Darkmatter *runs and hides in the nearest bomb shelter*

DARKMATTER
31-01-2005, 06:36 PM
Aw man!, *sets up nuke, hoping theres no more afta this wave* This should do it, to bad we didnt have an army of flaming kitties :P .*pulls out musashi, and runs to the bomb shelter, hopes for the best*

Feline Witch
31-01-2005, 07:56 PM
FW GETS A MEDAL FW GETS A MEDAL! MMMMMM!


Seriously I was looking for a christmas present for my cousin when there was a tee with Miffy on it, only the dye in her eyes had run, so there was a purply bloody trail coming from her eyes, they looked like someone shot them out with a gun!

Deadly Zero
01-02-2005, 03:32 AM
Cool, i was the one that shot its eyes out!!
BWAHAHAHA
*Sees bunnies*
Damn they found me
*Picks up Darkmatter and throws em to the bunnies*
That should slow them down...

Danny
01-02-2005, 07:13 PM
*shoots bunny in head, then sends kitties to set it on fire*

parrently, there is a disese called spontainious human combustion :S

Feline Witch
01-02-2005, 07:59 PM
*shoots bunny in head, then sends kitties to set it on fire*

parrently, there is a disese called spontainious human combustion :S

HE UNDERSTANDS!!!! HE UNDERSTANDS!!!

For your prize, you can live with me in my shanty and share my canned food, and of course, prepare projectile weapons for theives. GRRR! HAIRY MAN STEAL CANNED PEA! ME CRUSH SKULL AND EAT BRAIN!

And also, here is the complete list of Miffy Books.

Miffy's Brothel
Miffy and the High School Shootout
Miffy does Weed
Miffy takes a hostage
Miffy is homicidal
Miffy's and comrades (A my first communisim book)
Miffy the dominatrix
Miffy discovers anthrax
Miffy the Godmother
Miffy the Serial Killer

Judgment
01-02-2005, 08:31 PM
What about Miffy the Ripper

Feline Witch
01-02-2005, 10:56 PM
Nobody ever caught her, so she does not count.

Deadly Zero
02-02-2005, 01:59 AM
I did but she got away saying somthing about going after FW again to kill him once and for all!! BWBWAHWHABWAHWA

Judgment
02-02-2005, 04:51 PM
BEWARE THE MIFFY :O

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v111/Judgment/ad59a320.jpg

Tis so evil

Danny
02-02-2005, 05:12 PM
miffy= best book for babies to 30 year old people

Ria
02-02-2005, 05:36 PM
I think this can be closed now :P