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Mini_Bert
09-12-2004, 08:55 PM
How Many Forum Members Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?
1 to change the light bulb
1 to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
53 to flame the spell checkers
41 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"
... another 6 to condemn those 6 as retards.
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
156 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are in violation of their "acceptable use policy"
109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and lightbulb forum about changing light bulbs be stopped
111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three"
4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ
44 to ask what is a "FAQ"
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 new forum member to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again

Found this on rpgfreedom, it's hilarious xD

Peter
09-12-2004, 08:58 PM
Great post! I love it!

Judgment
09-12-2004, 09:05 PM
XD thats great :D

decswxaqz
09-12-2004, 09:19 PM
LMAO

109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

I don't post that much do i o_O ^_^

Grave_Guardian
09-12-2004, 09:32 PM
Thats great Mini. Find more.

Lee-yoshi
09-12-2004, 09:37 PM
LMAO Pure Genius! It must be a universal thing then, all across the internet ;) :P

cOoLdUdE
09-12-2004, 09:38 PM
man thats hilariuos :D

Feline Witch
09-12-2004, 10:30 PM
Cackle. I like.

cOoLdUdE
09-12-2004, 10:44 PM
do how many members it takes to screw in a umm nail?! :P

Mini_Bert
09-12-2004, 10:51 PM
0 nails dont screw in.
1 to point out that nails don't screw in
5 to argue that they do
20 to argue back that they don't
16 to correct all the spelling/grammar mistakes
25 to argue against the spelling/grammar checkers
3 to say "Can't we all get along?"
41 to yell at the peacmakers
104 to say how pointless this topic is
173 to quote the people who said the topic was pointless and agree
42 to point out that screws are a better alternative
53 to laugh at the people who said srews
129 to point out how immature that was
19 to post pictures of nails and screws
1 to post one of the immature version of screws

Off the top of my head xD

Judgment
09-12-2004, 10:53 PM
Can we put thi theory to the test :D

cOoLdUdE
09-12-2004, 10:54 PM
lol i cant do that
heres mine

0 nails screw in
1 member to walk away :)

Mini_Bert
09-12-2004, 10:55 PM
Bleh, you suck.

NO JUDGMENT! ><

Anyone like mine? xD

cOoLdUdE
09-12-2004, 11:00 PM
I like urs! :D

Judgment
09-12-2004, 11:05 PM
Yeah yours was good too :)

EDIT: Mini Berts :P

cOoLdUdE
09-12-2004, 11:47 PM
better than ill ever be :D umm i mean :@ ya

Faulkie
10-12-2004, 09:14 AM
111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

I think that's probably me!

Shade
10-12-2004, 10:48 AM
Hahahahaha!!!!
Lol...
Very good...

But...
wasn't the lightbulb allready in so that you could see that it was out but if it were out then you couldn't see it to screw it back in but if you screwed it back in and... ... ...
Oh no i've gone crosseyed... :cyclops:

DarkMagician
10-12-2004, 01:55 PM
You forgot:

And one evil member (Me) to destroy the light bulb deliberately, starting the cycle over.

Shadamoo
10-12-2004, 05:31 PM
LMAO! That is genius and a half Mini-Bert!

Grave_Guardian
10-12-2004, 06:00 PM
Good one Mini and that sounds like DM to me. :cool: :D

Judgment
10-12-2004, 08:37 PM
You forgot:

And one evil member (Me) to destroy the light bulb deliberately, starting the cycle over.

also you forgot 1 member to mourn the loss of the light bulb :'(

cOoLdUdE
10-12-2004, 08:38 PM
And 1 member to calm the mourner o_O

zero132132
10-12-2004, 08:38 PM
And another 6 to get into an argument that has nothing to do with the topic.

cOoLdUdE
10-12-2004, 08:39 PM
and another six to argue about the arguers

DarkMagician
10-12-2004, 11:29 PM
...that sounds like DM to me. :cool: :D

The one and only!

SOMEBODY HAS TO BE EVIL ON THIS OTHER-WISE GOODEY-TWO SHOES FORUM!

Serpent7
11-12-2004, 01:32 AM
Hahahahaha, this is funny. That made me actually smile. :P

Schoichet
11-12-2004, 02:16 AM
nice... but isnt that only one that is actualy puting in the light bulb, and the others are just the result...

that kind of thing sounds like something that would happen in this forum if you took the numbers down a bit :P

cOoLdUdE
11-12-2004, 02:38 AM
so so true

Schoichet
11-12-2004, 02:40 AM
random fact: you have 666 posts 0_o post again, fast

and whats rpgfreedom?

Faulkie
11-12-2004, 06:45 PM
Rpgfreedom is another forum. :D

Schoichet
11-12-2004, 06:49 PM
ok, i was just wondering becouse that is where he said he got it from

Issac
19-12-2004, 03:37 AM
About one to join late and try to fit in with the others *points at myself*.

Or maybe, I fall under the catagory of retards...? :$

Gotien
30-12-2004, 01:18 PM
http://home.ripway.com/2004-11/204947/kyosatisfied.gif
1 to enter and console the self proclaimed "retard" and bring the topic to a nice but suttle stop. :D

Dark Blade
31-12-2004, 04:35 AM
How Many Forum Members Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?
1 to change the light bulb
1 to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
53...
it sounds so familiar...

Shadamoo
04-01-2005, 02:27 PM
suttleYou could have said subtle? Or is that a different meaning word entirely?

Poo Fly
18-01-2005, 09:51 AM
a little late but i couldn't resist :D
http://pcvteam.free.fr/photos/objet/SCREWS.JPG

flickynick
24-04-2005, 10:38 PM
1 new forum member to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again
Say what? ;)

Double Edge
24-04-2005, 11:15 PM
As awesome as this thread is, it's too darn old! Please stop posting in the oldoldoldold threads. Thankee! But I will close it, just to be safe..

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