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14-05-2004, 10:46 AM
Hello and welcome to anyone interested by this. The way it works is i start the story by giving the first sentence and then you lot continue it by putting the next line in.(you may have all done this b4 and may find it boring but hey i find it fun)

My hunter went for a walk in the forest one day.

There you go now carry it on.

14-05-2004, 12:06 PM
After much walking he encountered a strange looking creature.

Is that ok? :ermm:

14-05-2004, 12:25 PM
As he carried on approaching the creature he realised that it wasnt a creature at all. It was decswxaqz!! with a new haircut!?

'Like the look dec how much it cost you'
'100,000 credits' as he walked past...

14-05-2004, 01:03 PM
Decsxwaqz and the hunter went to find the dragon so they could get some easy kills.

14-05-2004, 04:56 PM
But along the way they got mauled by a rappy.

14-05-2004, 05:00 PM
and ended up in a tree village which was high in the skys

14-05-2004, 08:11 PM
The only problem was the tree village had a secret passage to the caves which they accidently uncovered.

14-05-2004, 08:17 PM
They walked into the caves to find themselves surrounded by Ob Lillies and the passage back destroyed by a nano dragon

Beat X500
14-05-2004, 08:29 PM
the caves blew up :P

14-05-2004, 08:39 PM
and went back together again somehow (with magnets) the adventurers continue...

14-05-2004, 08:42 PM
As they continued they found Mini Bert stepping on an ob lily angrily.

14-05-2004, 08:45 PM
As mini bert squished the evil lilly the dragon and the lillies also went back together with some kind of magnet thing but they combined together wrong and created the all powerful Ob Dragon, A flying creature with huge amounts of power and Lv30 Megid and it pursued the hunters who were unaware of their stalker.

14-05-2004, 08:51 PM
Then goldie jumps into the air and grants the dragon making its megid unstable and efectively making the dragon explode :D.

14-05-2004, 08:57 PM
A strange, yet friendly looking FOmar appears and asks to join. His heart pure and bright, with a powerfull mind, Kpal01 joins the team and they continue on to the De Ra Le. (...Did I type that? :O)

14-05-2004, 08:58 PM
they find that they went the wrong way and ended up at falz instead

14-05-2004, 09:00 PM
They met a young HUmar named Louie and his younger sister an RAmarl named Serena who has long blonde hair and blue eyes she is known to her friends as dark rabbit and is very pretty, they were just defeating a pack of chaos bringers as the hunters watched, Louie rose his orotiagito in the air and swung it while serena fired her frozen shooter at the blade and creates a frozen shockwave which freezes all the bringers solid.

14-05-2004, 09:09 PM
The seven of them come across a warp which takes them to this weird place full of machines.

14-05-2004, 09:29 PM
Kpal01 and Goldie begin smashing them with rafoie, then 10 Baranz appear. Their techniques useless. The give them Jellen and Zalure and cast Shifta and Deband on the rest of their teamates just as they are knocked unconcious.

14-05-2004, 09:37 PM
Serena went berserk and pulled out her Nug 2000 Bazooka, the rest of the hunters were shocked by this as she blasted all the Baranz too bits, Louie just smacked his hand on his face and laughed. Goldie began to blush as he stared at Serena.

14-05-2004, 09:54 PM
just then Goldie is surrounded by Diminians, Frost jumps out of the darkness and rips them apart with his Musashi

14-05-2004, 10:04 PM
The seven companions think what can happen next when suddenly the principal teleports down and asks them to do a favor

14-05-2004, 11:52 PM
Then Neo comes along and plugs them all into the matrix, where they fight to defeat the New and Improved Agent Dark Falz, who sez 'It is inevitable' ALOT :P ! Then the oracle comes and kills them all.... story over, or is it....????

15-05-2004, 01:22 AM
Not yet.

Kpal01, hanging onto his life by a thread, somehow is still alive. He is too weak to casts reverser ad notices his pair of Angel Wings are still alive. Using his last bit a strength, he feeds it a Trimate, raising is IQ just enough to heal everyone.

They are still in the matrix and discover Dark Falz not far away.

One by one, all drew their best equipment. Kpal01 began to draw his psycho wand, while Goldie got his Sigh of god and cast shifta and deband on the rest of the team. Frost drawing his Asuka's everyone turned towards decswxaqz and his legendary Sange & Yasha. The optimistic look in his eyes burned as hot as a 1000 suns. You could tell he wasn't going to give up. Sol, amazed at this searched through his items and found his black king bar, warming up with it a bit as Serena charged up her Frozen Shooter. While Dez, got his delsaber Buster and Shield, he was covered in dark flames.
As sheik draws his Caduceus, he began gleaming like as if Grants was being cast on him. His power of technique had exceeded level 30. Mini_Bert's mag had gotten 100 pb and gave them the ultimate shifta and deband. Finally Mini_bert drew his Sealed J Sword.

Kpal01 walked up just a few feet from the room of which Dark Falz was in. His eyes burned with hate. Turning toward the rest of them and said, "This is our ultimate power...we are the seven heroes, we must leave ragol if we can't defeat this enitity...I don't know where we will go, or even if we will be able to escape...but this hell cannot exist; we must stop it." ....The rest were awed by his wiseness, they followed him as he walked and look at Dark Falz he walked, then began to ran...

As they expected, Dark Falz already knew of their presance. The battle began: Kpal01 immedialty whipped jellen and zalure while Goldie began to cast foie. decswxaqz, sol, frost, and the hunters, slammed dark falz. He turned towards frost, and with a cast of grants...was dead. Kpal watched in horror as frost was struck down. He ran towards him but Dark Flaz blocked him from reaching frost. But he forgot that decswxaqz was right next to frost, and healed him. Sol moved in with his black king bar, and began whipping at it. Falz tried to slash him, but his attack barely did anything, though he was poisoned, Kpal quickly cast anti, while decswxaqz continued to strike Falz. Falz casts grants but Goldie casts resta, then quickly combines his grants with Kpal, and casts a new spell called Holy Light. Dark Falz begins to fall, but suddenly one of the lights above it dissapear. Sol, shocked yells, "You mean it has 3 lives?!?!?!"

Then everything stopped. 4 were pulling a PB combo! Sol summoned Farla, while Goldie did estilla, and Mini_Bert pulled Myulla and Yulla. Kpal equiped his angels wings and summoned Pilla. The legendary Gaurdian. Falz had nothing left now.

But now Dark Falz pulled it's special. He stole Goldie's soul. Frost hadn't realized this, and killed Goldie. Sol, decswxaqz, mini_bert and frost couldn't rech him. Then Kpal, blinded by his rage, begins striking at Falz with his eyes in flames. He was doing more damage that was possible for a FOmar to do. Kpal made a final strike, and then fell to the ground. Now only 5 remained, and they were losing HP fast. With Kpal and Goldie out, Sheik, dex and the rest do all they can, casting Foie, noone could anti them. Decswxaqz finally gives his last resort. He leaps for Dark Falz's arm and fuses his sange and yasha into the Tsumikiri J-Sword. The remaining stood awed as he sliced through it's armed and used a moon atominizer on Kpal and Goldie.

Kpal and Goldie looked at each othr and knw what had to be done. Both summoning their caduceus, the combined the grants and cast Holy. Dark Falz trembled and released Rico.

....And the epilouge anyone?

15-05-2004, 11:03 AM
So at the end of this story we have learned that caves can go back together with magnets...Sange and Yasha combine into the TJS (Which dec will probably burn)...Sol actualy plays PSO :D...Neo is cool...So is the martix...Falz is an agent with his shades...I have a caduceus :S...

PS...I have an idea, we cant change the story line to quickly like "neo appears and plugs them into the matrix" that can be very funny but makes the story shorter...Can we keep a solid story line?


The seven heros travel into the deep undergrowth of the ragol jungle when they were suddenly attacked by a...

15-05-2004, 01:41 PM
hoard of swarming bloodthirsty mothmants only after one thing....

15-05-2004, 03:19 PM
Which was Serena

15-05-2004, 06:17 PM
They were after serena as serena had killed the head monest...

15-05-2004, 06:23 PM
And when we say Killed we are being modest as she blew it to little pieces with her NUG 2000 Bazooka.

15-05-2004, 08:59 PM
Anyway while the seven companions were dispatching of the last mothmants they were attacked by a hoard of savage wolves who had jumped out behind them...

15-05-2004, 09:12 PM
then frodo uses his ring and goes invisable to Dark Falz but Neo can see him, so neo beats the livind cr@p out of frodo the irish elf, lol :P

16-05-2004, 11:38 PM
I thought that i might add a bit of fun too the forum instead of everybody just talkin rubbish and then this happens and some people go to far. I suggest to the admins that they close this and somebody else can start one.

17-05-2004, 04:54 AM
Why do people have to ruin other peoples fun! We're trying to make an intersting story based in the PSO universe... which means that there arent things like frodo and his ring, neo and the matrix, etc... This is all stuff from PSO... I'd love to continue playing this game, but we need to think of something better than this, or some way to keep the retards out

17-05-2004, 11:52 AM
true to that. its summin interesting to do. if you arent gonna help the story or jus be an idiot dont bother posting.its really not that hard!!!

18-05-2004, 02:15 PM
true to that. its summin interesting to do. if you arent gonna help the story or jus be an idiot dont bother posting.its really not that hard!!!
Ok, lets get back on with the story then.

18-05-2004, 02:23 PM
ok back to the story. as the hunters emerged through a clearing they saw a small yellow animal but as they approached a huge hildebear came and......

18-05-2004, 02:26 PM
was eaten by the small yellow animal. Then the small yellow animal let out a yelp and...

18-05-2004, 04:38 PM
suddenly evolved into into a pack of blood thirsty boomas who were after the seven hunters.

18-05-2004, 04:45 PM
The boomas were armed with wet fish and different types of dictionary...

18-05-2004, 04:56 PM
The seven companions only saw the wet fish at first and thought they could take on the boomas but didn't see the dictionaries until the very last minute...

18-05-2004, 05:08 PM
This lead to an all out massacre!

18-05-2004, 05:11 PM
Luckily one of the seven had a scape doll on him and also had 5 moon atomisers which meant one of the seven would never be revived. But which one....

18-05-2004, 05:21 PM
They chose GOLDIE because they cant risk another full team massacre after she user S and D =(.

18-05-2004, 06:29 PM
His six other companions bury him in the forest and decide to avenge the death of their friend so they carry on deeper into the forest.

18-05-2004, 07:10 PM
where they are attacked by 2 savage wolves and a barbarious wolf!

18-05-2004, 07:12 PM
As they continue through the forest they see a strange glow in the trees...

Out of the light coes GOLDIE :O.

"Dont think you can get rid of me that easy do you?"

Suddenly at that moment they are ambushed by ill gills and taken to the central control tower.

18-05-2004, 07:16 PM
the adventurers walk into the tower where they are confronted by a giant computer. The screen turns on...

18-05-2004, 07:17 PM
Omfg Its Vol Opt!

18-05-2004, 07:23 PM
Frost takes out his Musashi +30, "Any one else ready to take this junk heap down?"

18-05-2004, 07:41 PM
"I am!" *Wields the sigh of a god* "Take this you spoon!!!"

18-05-2004, 07:51 PM
Vol Opt looks at the two that have come forward "I didn't bring you here to fight me.."

18-05-2004, 07:56 PM
With that vol opt tells then they must go to the nearest electrical store and busy him some components for his big tv...

18-05-2004, 07:59 PM
But they couldn't find the part's and vol opt was so angry he attacked them

18-05-2004, 08:24 PM
"simple minded fools!" Vol Opt yells when we come back without the components, "Now how am I supposed to beat Calus!"

18-05-2004, 08:25 PM
so vol opt encased them in tubes ready to be cloned

18-05-2004, 08:38 PM
The heros remain cased in the tubes, as the tubes filled with a semi transparent green goop... What ever will happen to our heros next? *Dun dun dun!*

18-05-2004, 08:42 PM
Photon weapons don't work in the green goop and serena's NUG 2000 was too big to use with out messing up her hair but then Louie realised his orotiagito isn't a photon weapon and cuts his way out of the tube. But fell unconsous

18-05-2004, 08:43 PM
After 4 days contained in this goopy stuff. the cloning sequence is complete :o.....

once they are relesed back into the monitor room they are faced with their counter parts!

18-05-2004, 08:49 PM
After they stared at their counter parts for a while Louie woke up to find his counter part striking swords with him, a fight was about to beguin between them.

18-05-2004, 09:02 PM
After about 20 seconds of fighting they all realised their counter parts copyed everything the origional heroes did!

18-05-2004, 09:06 PM
the heros tried to fight their clones, only to have them mimic the exact things they were doing.... Frost turned to the other heros "I think we need to switch targets!"

18-05-2004, 09:15 PM
Louie says "i think there is a difference between the strength and skill between us, and if the clone serena is like the real one then ummm...."

18-05-2004, 09:33 PM
Mini Bert says "Louies right we dont know whos who...but..I'm already a clone! so my clone is only half a clone!" Mini Bert shots his clone with his frozen shooter, then tore through him with his Agito, and they Half mini bert turned into a goop.

"OF COURSE! everyone stab eachother slightly in the arm! Then the one who bleeds is real, the other will let of goop!" Mini Bert yelled

18-05-2004, 10:14 PM
The seven hereos all stab each other in the arm and find out who is who and as there is only six clones left the hereos have the upper hand.

18-05-2004, 10:33 PM
Then a donkey walks by and exclaims: "And thus, by induction, is true for all n (where n is any real number)"

18-05-2004, 10:53 PM
The donkey turns into a portal with a whish of its tail and the now seven companions (after goldies resurrection) step into it and get transported to the dragons layer....

19-05-2004, 01:10 AM
But the Donkey is Eddie Murphy! It's the donkey from Shrek 2! lmao

Anyhow, the 7 tear the dragon apart with no trouble at all. But then Principal Tyrell appears and requests they test a portal for him. He calls his prject, "Towards The Future". "Since you've already defeated the dragon, you may go on to the caves."

19-05-2004, 08:48 AM
As they enter the caves they realise that a non-convergent sequence which does not diverge to + or - infinity is said to be oscillating...

19-05-2004, 04:54 PM
nobody understood what omar just said and they continue until they are swarmed by some killer teabags :o.

19-05-2004, 06:30 PM
as the teabags are pryamid bags the contents of them disperse rather easily and poison all of the non android heroes.

19-05-2004, 06:34 PM
realising that the android heros are on their own they take down the tea bags with a quick wave of hob nob buiscuits...

19-05-2004, 10:56 PM
All of the sudden Issac falls from the sky and brakes his neck, killing himself. He is then followed by his friends Keif, and Kent. (Note that all of them are dead. I was just waiting for a good spot to be stupid.)

20-05-2004, 12:16 AM
Then the nurse from the hospital appears from nowhere and heals all the heroes before disappearing into the shadows

20-05-2004, 10:44 AM
However, she left them a talking bread knife, which let them all know that "Approximate values of roots of equations can be found using the bisection method, decimal search, linear interpolation or Newton-Raphson's method"...

20-05-2004, 01:47 PM
it also said that what it just said was so boring it took its own life.with its last words it said tell pythagorous i love him. confused but couragous the heroes struggled on until they ran into a. ....

20-05-2004, 03:38 PM
large teleporter which transported them into the mines.

20-05-2004, 05:18 PM
In the mines they found a gorilla made from match sticks which was piloted by a magic potato :o.

25-05-2004, 10:35 PM
One bout of rafoie and the match sticks burned away and fried the potato so they all had something to eat

31-05-2004, 07:55 PM
YOu get stuffed and the potatoes gave you food poisening!

26-07-2004, 11:10 PM
Then from the shadows of the mines Soul Reaver comes out and gives you medicine to heal the food piosining and the heroes move on with Soul Reaver by their side they cant lose!!!!or can they.......also while they were moving through the mines they find a phone soul reaver calls grandmasterT and shadow and tells them to come they teleport there but suddenly grandmastert remembered he had a date with his girlfriend so he had to leave then shadow left realizin after being killed 13times by baranz he was too weak to fight so shadow left too leavin soul reaver there to move on with the heroes.