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01-04-2004, 02:45 AM
Melfi: gack! Hiei! Why did you hit me with the frying pan!?
Hiei: Because you're annoying.
M: Not a good reason.
Hiei: Hn.
Kalki enters the room
M: Hi Kalki!! I got hit with a frying pan!

01-04-2004, 02:48 AM
Kalki: O.o;; You did?! WHO DID IT?! *Glares around.* :@

01-04-2004, 06:14 PM
M: Hiei, who else?
Hiei: It's not my fault you're so stupid. *Melfi sticks out her tongue* I'll do it again!
M: Meep! Nooooo! Not the frying pan!!! Kalki! Heeeelp meeeee!

01-04-2004, 06:20 PM
is this a story lol keep on going

01-04-2004, 06:46 PM
On an off hand note: Yes, this is a story type thingy. Me and Kalki have messed up minds- sort of. If you'd like to join in, go ahead. Just try not to get too off track is all I ask. You can use any anime/manga/video game char. Or anybody else you'd like. Enjoy!

01-04-2004, 09:06 PM
Me: *Grabs Botan's oar, and hits Hiei in the head.*

02-04-2004, 12:47 AM
M short for Melfi: Uuuuh....Kalki....you probably shouldn'tve done that.... *Hiei glares at Kaiki*
Botan: Hey! Be careful with that! *Touya enters the kitchen*
Touya: What's going on in here?
M: Run, Touya. Run very far away. Hiei's ticked off.
Touya: Kalki hit him again? *Melfi nods* Oh boy....Here we go again. Safety Procedure Number 5, everyone. Grab your hard-hats.
M: Sesshomaru's gonna be maaaaaad at you Kalk....

02-04-2004, 06:29 PM
I have 2 frying pans!
*bang* *bang*

02-04-2004, 06:32 PM
And of course, Sesshomaru came in to see what was disturbing his rest. He seen two things coming at him before he went unconcious: Touya, Melfi, and Botan ducking down with hard- hats on, and a large black shadowy dragon.
M: Well.....the kitchen is a wreck.......again.....nice going Kalki. Kalki got up, covered in black sinders. *Smiles. Gives thumbs up* Apparently, Sesshomaru took the full force of the Black Dragon Wave. He got up and was completely all over black.
Sessh: Kalki......this was your doing, I take it?
M: She hit Hiei with Botan's oar....Again...

02-04-2004, 06:52 PM
And of course, Sesshomaru came in to see what was disturbing his rest. He seen two things coming at him before he went unconcious: Touya, Melfi, and Botan ducking down with hard- hats on, and a large black shadowy dragon.
M: Well.....the kitchen is a wreck.......again.....nice going Kalki. Kalki got up, covered in black sinders. *Smiles. Gives thumbs up* Apparently, Sesshomaru took the full force of the Black Dragon Wave. He got up and was completely all over black.
Sessh: Kalki......this was your doing, I take it?
M: She hit Hiei with Botan's oar....Again...
All this time I was hiding under the table.
*I have a whisk!*

02-04-2004, 09:05 PM
Kalki: ^^; Yeah....:D ^^;

02-04-2004, 09:18 PM
Kalki: ^^; Yeah....:D ^^;
the 3 girls from my avatar come and help me! Muhahaha!

02-04-2004, 09:20 PM
(Dude! What is up with you repostng what we've already posted?)

02-04-2004, 09:23 PM
(Dude! What is up with you repostng what we've already posted?)
wha...? You're confusing me... what did I do wrong? Who am I?

02-04-2004, 11:20 PM
Stop!! Now I'm confused!!!!! Then again, this is the CRAZY Rp......

02-04-2004, 11:40 PM
Anyway, on with the story...
Touya pops out of hiding.
Touya: Uh, Kalki, Sesshomaru's really gonna let you have it now....
M: Nice goin Kalk....Hey Botan, you should get outta here. This could get ugly.
Botan: Plus, I don't want to have to be the one to clean this up.
Botan starts to fly away on her oar.
Touya: Take me with yooouuuu!!!
He grabed on the end an the two sped off.
M: Why am I always the one left behind?
Sesshomaru takes out his wooden Tensiega. Kurama took away the real one because he thought it was too dangerous.

02-04-2004, 11:59 PM
Kalki: O_O;;
Uh oh....AHHHHHHHHH! Forgive me!!! I didn't mean too! T_T

03-04-2004, 12:29 AM
Hey, Kalk, you should put more on one post, like i do. i'm gonna do the whole story that way ya know. :P

03-04-2004, 01:36 AM
Joe: *walks in with both swords and sai geared up* "hiei, i challenge you to a sword match"
Hiei: Are you foolish, human. I could cut you in two before this second is up *grabs sheath and hilt of sword*
Joe: You underestimate me, by all means, try to follow through on that threat *draws claymore*
Hiei: *dashes while drawing katana* hhhHHAAAA *slashes, PING* WHAT!? Impossible, parried?"
Joe: *sword begins to glow with spirit energy* "this duel is mine" *rains down on Hiei with an energy slash* "thats for losing your cool and leveling this kitchen, a true warrior can control his rage" *walks out*

03-04-2004, 01:40 AM
Melfi stares off admiringly at Joe.
M: I have a new idol!!! Wait fer me Joe!!
Hiei: *blank confused stare* ....Baka....
M: Hey Joe! Can you teach me to fight like that?

03-04-2004, 01:48 AM
Joe: Perhaps Melfi, only if youre willing to put in many hours of rigorous training. Oh and dont get me wrong, i respect Hiei as a fighter, but not when he loses control like that. *To Hiei* Do****a moush mai ka? (Whats wrong, is that all you got?) I know youre stronger than that Hiei. Train, and beat me into the ground.

03-04-2004, 01:51 AM
M: Rigerous training......? Aaaa......nevermind....I'm an intense fighter as it is, but....I'm lazy, like Yusuke.
At that moment, Kurama came home. Luckily, he just bought some more cleaner.
M: Kuuuraaamaaa! *glomps* I missed you!
Kurama: Smells like Hiei and Kalki had a fight.
M: Yeah. Sesshomaru and Kalk are cleaning up now.
Kura: They always make a mess...

03-04-2004, 02:00 AM
Joe: "hello Kurama, dont worry, i put Hiei in his place. As for you, thats something i may not be able to do. One of those Hell plants or that plant you used in the finals of the Dark Tournament and ill probably be put down..."
Kurama: You sell yourself short, youre a high class fighter yourself and i would be on high guard fighting you"
Joe: "Thanks, i appreciate that coming from you, we should spar sometime just to see who would win"
M: "Nobody could beat my Kurama! *clutches*
Kurama: "Now, now, dont go making claims I may not be able to keep"
Joe: "No shes probably right"
Hiei: "Would you two just shut up with the false modesty and compliments! Just fight and settle it already!
Joe: Dont make me go medieval on you Hiei *grabs at Claymore*
Hiei: Tch *walks away*
Kurama: "I see you must've actually struck a little fear into him"
Joe: "Maybe just a tad" *laughs*
*Yusuke and Kuwabara come in*
Kuwabara: Hey guys, what happened here
Yusuke: Yeah, what the hell, you guys have some sorta kinky sex party or something *sly laugh* *Keiko comes from outta nowhere and slaps Yusuke*
Joe&Kurama: Just another typical day at this house...

03-04-2004, 02:06 AM
M: Aahahahaha!! Yusuke you gotta huge red mark on yer face!
Yusuke: You want one too?
M: Like you could catch me! My speed matches Hiei's *smirks*
Kuwabara: Will you two cut it out. Joe and Kurama, now Melfi and Urameshi...Jeeze. *Melfi glares at Kuwabara*
Joe: Hey, what's for dinner anyway?
M: Well, since the kitchen is totaled, we could either have ramen, or we could go out somewhere...

03-04-2004, 02:11 AM
Joe: I Vote ramen!
Kuwabara: ramen for sure eh heh heh
Kurama: I enjoy ramen myself
Keiko: Well me and Yusuke and Kuwabara all ate...speaking of, Kuwabara why did you vote?
Kuwabara: Hey i cant help that im still hungry...
M: Well ramen it is then!

03-04-2004, 02:16 AM
Melfi went and got the packs of ramen and put a kettle of water on the stove.
M: Hey, could someone get the bowls ready?
Keiko:I'll help.
M: Thanks Keiko.
The ramen was finally served and everyone was full.
M: Hey! Let's all play video games!
Yusuke: Now yer talkin! What should we play first? A fighter, RPG, adventure, what?

03-04-2004, 02:22 AM
Joe: Yusuke, youre far too stupid to understand an RPG, Melfi, if you wanna play RPGs im the guy to ask, after all, ive played and beaten every single final fantasy *gloats and places hands on hips all cool like*
Yusuke: Shut your face you cocky *******! Ill pound you into the ground!
Kurama: Now, now, children, calm yourselves. *slight tone of annoyance*
Joe&Yusuke: *with slightly startled looks* yes sir...

03-04-2004, 02:32 AM
M: Aha! He told you guys!
Kura: You behave too.
M: *teary eyed like* I'm sorry Kura! I'll be good.
They ended up playing a shooter instead. Melfi, Joe, and Yusuke killed Kuwabara 34 times. Melfi had 18 suscides, because she can't throw a proximity mine for crap. Kurama sat and watched, and took someone elses place now and then.
M: Hey!! It's Thursday! And nine o'clock! Mad Mad House in on Sci Fi!
Yusuke: You actually watch that show?
M: Yeah. The vampire, Dan is pretty cute.
Yuske: You just like his hair.
M: Shut up! I'll kick yer ass! *Kurama grabs Malfi and restrains her*
Kura: Joe, could you do something about this?

03-04-2004, 06:12 AM
I'm always confused

03-04-2004, 02:40 PM
That's ok. just a couple of posts before the last, and continue with the story. It doesn't have to make too much sense anyway.

03-04-2004, 04:32 PM
This is the most insane thing I've ever read... EVER!

03-04-2004, 04:34 PM
Kalki: *pouts in corner while watching everyone else, and while cuddling her stuffed unicorn.*

03-04-2004, 04:36 PM
Kalki: *pouts in corner while watching everyone else.*
can I join you?

03-04-2004, 05:27 PM
by all means Faulkie you can join. Anyway, story time

Joe: My duties have been called upon *stands and approaches M*
M: NO! JOE!! Dont...Dont do that!!
Joe: *continues walking toward M, reaches for her*
Joe: *merely hugs M to sooth her* its ok, for one thing im not gonna hurt you, for another, just calm down and dont let Yusuke get to you
Yusuke: WHAT! Ill kick your ass!
Joe: *turns to kick Yusuke in the face but Keiko beats him to it*
Keiko: *tackles/slaps Yusuke* DONT CAUSE TROUBLE WITH GIRLS YUSUKE!!! Youre such a jerk!
Yusuke: *sprially eyes* oroooooo (sorry Kenshin reference lol)
Joe: Thank you Keiko, problem solved
Keiko: Dont mention it *innocent smile*
Kuwabara: the problems not solved guys...
Joe: what do you mean Kuwabara?
Kuwabara: *sniffs* I GOT KILLED 34 TIMES!! *grunts* aggh THATS JUST NOT RIGHT!
Joe&Kurama&M: *Laughs* poor Kuwabara.

03-04-2004, 05:30 PM
Kalki: *Remains hidden, and huggling unicorn. Laughs slightly.*

03-04-2004, 05:33 PM
Joe: why are you so petrified Kalki? did Hiei's dark dragon really scare you that much? Cmon its only from the deepest pits of hell...

03-04-2004, 05:35 PM
Kalki: *Glares at Joe* It's not him I'm afraid of... *Continues to huggle unicorn*

03-04-2004, 05:41 PM
Joe: *Kalkis glare pierces his soul* OK OK, im sorry *shivers*
Yusuke: Ahhaha, look at the little pussy get scared of a girl *keiko slaps him*
Keiko: And youre not...?
Yusuke: Sorry ma'am
M: *Snuggles Kurama* i bet hes not afraid of any girl
Kurama: *gives Joe, Yusuke, and Kuwabara a look saying "yes i am" but also revealing he is too nice to ever show it* ...of course not, youre too sweet *"however very likely to get mad if i were scared" he thinks*

03-04-2004, 05:43 PM
Kalki: *Head tilts to side.* Try guessing...

03-04-2004, 05:50 PM
Joe: why dont you come out and join us Kalki, you look so sad crumpled in the corner.
Kuwabara: Yeah! i mean, theres no reason to be scared of Hiei, we'll all beat the crap out of him if he scares you again eh heh heh
Joe: WE? i believe i handled him myself before...i dont need any help with fighting him
Kuwa: geez, cocky. You should learn when to accept help
Joe: Sorry, im always modest with everything else, but ive got the moves to back up my fighting skills so i get a little cocky sometimes...sorry.
Kuwa: NAH, dont mention it. As long as you learn...
Joe: Yes i am
Hiei: *walks in* couldnt help but overhear this lovely conversation, i am a telepath after all you fool!

03-04-2004, 05:52 PM

03-04-2004, 05:54 PM
Hiei: You should fear me you weakling
Joe: SHUT UP HIEI! *turns to kalki* then what is it youre afraid of?

03-04-2004, 05:56 PM
Kalki: *gets up, and smacks Hiei* You BAKA!

03-04-2004, 08:25 PM
M: EEEE! Kalki what the hell are you doing!? Are you trying to destryoy the living room too!? *Grabs the PS2 and hides behind Kurama*
Kura: Hey, what about me? *hugs Kurma with the PS2*
Joe,Yusuke,Kuwabara: And don't you care about us?!
M: I can't hug all of you at once!
Hiei: Baka....

03-04-2004, 09:05 PM
Kalki: *Stalks off to room with her unicorn in hand.*

03-04-2004, 09:27 PM
Kalki: *Stalks off to room with her unicorn in hand.*
why are you so obsessed with unicorns??!

03-04-2004, 09:29 PM
M: Kalki! Come back! Yeesh. She sure is emotional today... *glares at Hiei*
Hiei: It's not my fault.
M: You should apologize.
Kura: Yes, Hiei. Apolpgizing would be the best thing to do right now.
Sesshomaru enters, finally clean
Sessh: I'll go talk to her.
M: Good idea. She likes and or loves you best.
So, Shesshomaru went upstairs to talk with Kalki.
Sessh: What's wrong?

03-04-2004, 09:32 PM
Kalki: *She sits in the corner clutching the unicorn.*

03-04-2004, 09:32 PM
Faulkie: What's wrong is I lost my sock!
???: Try under the bed?
Faulkie: No... hey! There it is! But how did you know?
*??? has vanished*
Faulkie: Weird...

03-04-2004, 09:47 PM
M: GAAAAH!! THERE'S A STRANGE GUY IN THE HOUUUUUSE!! *clutches stuffed blue fox Yuki* SAAAAAVEEEEE MEEE! Hey, my feet are unusually cold. *looks down* GAH! My socks are gone! Faulkie, did you take them!?

03-04-2004, 09:51 PM
Faulkie: Maybe... I like wearing other peoples socks.
???: Why?
Faulkie: You again? Who are you?
???: I am... Darth Vader!

03-04-2004, 09:55 PM
M: Darth Vader? Uh huh. Right. You really expect me to belive that?
???: Yes.
M: Say "Yesh" like Sean Connery.
???: Yesh, like Sean Connery.
M: Baka. *??? stares at Melfi and Faulkie*
M&Faulkei: What're you lookin at!?

03-04-2004, 09:59 PM
M: Darth Vader? Uh huh. Right. You really expect me to belive that?
???: Yes.
M: Say "Yesh" like Sean Connery.
???: Yesh, like Sean Connery.
M: Baka. *??? stares at Melfi and Faulkie*
M&Faulkei: What're you lookin at!?
Faulkie: Wait, your not Vader, you're Jerry!
M: Off Ben and Jerry ice cream?
Faulkie: Yes, but where's Ben?
???: He had a gambling problem, he's in vegas!
M: I think the Darth vader story was more beleiveable!

03-04-2004, 10:03 PM
??? Now Jerry: Well....The real reason I'm here is....
M&Faulkie: What?
Jerry: To collect socks.
Faulkie: Socks?
Jerry: Yes, socks.
M: Hey, wait a minute...You're the dude who hangs out in the dryer and steals socks!
Jerry: I've been caught!
M&Faulkie: Give us our socks back! Now!

03-04-2004, 10:08 PM
F: We need socks to live!
J: That's the idea
M: You feind!
J: With these socks I can complete my sock powered nuclear bomb that will go off in approx. 3 seconds... 3...
F: No!
J: 2...
M: Gasp!
F: Melfi, I love.....
J: Now that was a small explosion... NOT ENOUGH SOCKS!!!

03-04-2004, 10:11 PM
M: HA! You'll never have enough socks as long as I li....Wait......Faulkie, what were you about to say just now?
J: *stares blankley*

03-04-2004, 10:11 PM
Joe: you are amongst the most vicious of monsters if you steal the precious socks from peoples feet.
Jerry: Yes, perhaps i am...what shall you do about it.
Joe: OH ill show you what ill do! *lunges at Jerry with sword drawn*
Jerry: *Uses his amazing sock snatching power to steal the socks from Joes feet and distract him* *WAAAPs Joe with the force of all the socks hes stolen*
Joe: Eaagh *flies back through the wall*
Yusuke: Holy crap! Alright you *******! SPIRIT GUN *fires his spirit gun*
Jerry: hmph *creates a sock barrier and blocks the blast*
Yusuke: Wha...?
Jerry: i dont see why you fools insist on fighting me, im merely here for your socks...

03-04-2004, 10:17 PM
M: Joe! Yusuke! Be carefull dang you!
Joe&Yusuke: A little late to say that! *Melfi smiles patheticly*
M: Maybe I'll give this a try! *gathers spirit energy in hand and turns it into a crystal sword* DIIIEEE SOCK MAN!!!!! *runs at Jerry. Slashes*
J: Aaaaaahhh! I'm hit!

03-04-2004, 10:18 PM
F: Melfi, we can work this out! What? Where did my socks go??
M: Noooo! He's getting stronger!
*Jerry grows*
F: Uh oh... what we gonna do now?
*Rummages in pocket*
F: I'll use caster shell number 22, sock deflector! Muhahaha!

03-04-2004, 10:20 PM
M: Joe! Yusuke! Get off yer asses and help us!!
Yusuke: I'm trying! I'm buried in socks!
M: Rrrrr. C'mon Faulkie!
All of the socks launched be Jerry came shooting back at him, knocking him down

03-04-2004, 10:23 PM
Joe: *gasp* the fabled caster shell number 22, thats been lost in the ages, who'd have known it was a sock deflector??
Yusuke: Yeah well my gun did nothing so i dont this is gonna work
F: We shall see *loads #22 in and fires*
Jerry: ARRRGGHHH the pain, the agony, the fresh clean scent! *explodes*
Joe: Nice work Faulkie you saved the day!
M: Meh, im sure Kurama couldve done it!
Kurama: *sigh* Melfi...
Joe: Im gonna go train...
Kuwabara: huh? that was random...why are you goin to train?
Joe: No rest for the wicked, gotta be at top condition at all times...*walks outside*

03-04-2004, 10:24 PM
F:Muhahaha! But where's Kalki?? She's been... KIDNAPPED!!
Bob: Who cares? Let's watch TV!
F: Who are you?
B: Dunno, guess you needed another character.
F: Ok, lets take that scumbag D-O-W-N!!

03-04-2004, 10:25 PM
lol this is starting to not make sense because were all on at once...

03-04-2004, 10:25 PM
Wow...Lionheart you sure have captured my love of Kurama. This RP is seriously kicking. I'm trying not to bust a gut. Good work everyone!

03-04-2004, 10:27 PM
No sense is the best sense!
M: Bob? From my Computer class!?
Bob: No. I'm some other Bob.
M: Ooooh! Ok. Whatever. Let's kill him!!!

03-04-2004, 10:28 PM
YAY! I rule, oh yeah! What does RP stand for anywayz?

03-04-2004, 10:29 PM
F: Killing Bob could be fun! Ready the caster # 22!!
B: Wait!
F: What?
B: I have your car keys!
F: Noooo!

03-04-2004, 10:29 PM
RP. Role Playing. Ex. RPG- Role Playing Game

03-04-2004, 10:32 PM
ok, but I'm being me (and Bob)

03-04-2004, 10:34 PM
It's all good.
M: Ready the caster 22!
F: Ready!
Joe: Fire at will!!
M: Don't fire at Will! I like Will.
Joe&F: You retard....
M: Waaah! Stop being so mean to me!

03-04-2004, 10:34 PM
dammit it didnt put my post. Melfi i put the exact same thing! i said "role play" hence RPG is role playing game. But that was 4 minutes ago and it wasnt placed.

03-04-2004, 10:36 PM
NYA! Beat ya to it! *sticks out tongue* Fastest fingers win....

03-04-2004, 10:37 PM
F: I'm tired, it's 11:26 PM in england and I have to be up at 6. Wait, I forgot we're in Kalki's bedroom still. Night!!
*Goes to sleep in kalki's bed*

Cya, I'll check this tomorrow and it better be awesome!

03-04-2004, 10:39 PM
Bye bye! See you later! Don't worry, it will be awesome! I'm on spring break officially. I'm gonna see how long I can stay awake. ^^; I'm at my dad's right now, so I can't chat. Sorry Lion! I should be able too tommrow.

03-04-2004, 10:41 PM

03-04-2004, 10:47 PM
M: I need a snack! To the kitchen! *runs into wall* Who put that there!?
I shall return! I must go and eat dinner! Mmmm....chicken....*drools*

03-04-2004, 11:36 PM
Kalki: *Drags person in her bed out of it.*

04-04-2004, 12:11 AM
M: I'm baaa-aaaack! Didja miss me? You did, didn't you? Kalki? *stares wided eyed at Kalki*
(I'm at Dad's, so I can't chat T_T Gomen!-Sorry)

04-04-2004, 12:15 AM
Kalki: *crawls under the covers, and glares at everyone from under them.*

04-04-2004, 12:19 AM
M: Don't you people love me anymore! C'mon! Talk to me!! *all ignore* Sniff sniff....*blows nose* Kalki, Joe, anybooody!! Oh vell....yes, I said vell.

04-04-2004, 12:23 AM
M: Kalki, why is you glarin at me...tell me! Or I'll weedle it out of you!

04-04-2004, 12:24 AM
Kalki: "Leave me alone. I'm in a dark mood..."

04-04-2004, 12:28 AM
M: How's come? Did Hiei hit you again? I'll get him good...
Jin comes in through the window.
Jin: *In his very Irish accent* What's goin on?
M: Kalki's in a bad mood.
Jin: Aw, c'mon, cheer up! *Does a little dance*

04-04-2004, 12:33 AM
Kalki: He didn't hit me. Everyone's mad at me...

04-04-2004, 12:37 AM
M&Jin: Why is everyone mad at you?
Jin: Is it because you totaled the kitchen?
M: How'd you know?
Jin: The wind told me. *smiles*
M: Me and Jin ain't mad at ya. (Partly because I didn't have to clean up the kitchen...)

P.S. Put more on one post Kalk. Other wise Im doing everything -_-

04-04-2004, 12:40 AM
Kalki: Yes it's because of the kitchen. Hiei should have been made to help clean it!

(Play Sesshy, and I'll play someone else...)

04-04-2004, 12:44 AM
Sessh: It's not totally your fault. Hiei started it when he hit Melfi. *Puts his arms around Kalki*
M: Yeah, it's alright. I'll go put them in their place! *runs off to beat up everyone except Kurama, Keiko, Botan, & Touya*
Jin: *still dancing* Don' worry bout nothin! Worryin jus' makes things worse.
Sessh: It's true. You know how it is with my half-breed brother.

04-04-2004, 12:50 AM
Kalki: *Laughs* Alright. *Smiles. Continues to clutch unicorn.*

*Kirara comes in. She makes the mew noise of hers.*

04-04-2004, 12:54 AM
Hey, you could put translations for what she's saying. That way I don't get as confused. ^^
Sessh: You, little cat-demon, why are you here?
Jin: EEEE! Yer so cute! *picks up Kirara and snuggles*
Kirara: Meew...Trans.- Get this guy away from me...

04-04-2004, 12:56 AM
Kalki: She's not that bad...Though not that I blame you Fluffy.

Kirara: *Jumps out of Jin's arms, and hides behind Melfi.*

04-04-2004, 01:00 AM
Sessh: *Grits teeth together* How many times do I have to tell you not to call me that!
M: .......FLUFFFFFFYYYYY!!!!! Fluffy! Fluffy! Fluffy! Fluffy! Fluffy! Fluffy! Fluffy!
Sessh: I will kill you, no hesitations.
M: EEP! *Bows deeply* Gomen nasai!(I'm sorry) It'll never happen again! *under breath* Fluffy!
Kirara meows again*

04-04-2004, 01:03 AM
Kalki: Sorry Sesshomaru! I love you! *Kisses him on cheek*

Kirara: *Jumps onto Melfi's shoulder.*

04-04-2004, 01:06 AM
Sessh: *blushes*
M: *pets Kirara* What do you need little one?
Jin: I know what I need...
M&K: What?
Jin: A hug..... *Melfi gives Jin a big hug*
M: Feel better?
Jin: Much! *All smile*

04-04-2004, 01:13 AM
Kalki: He's blushing! *hugs Sesshomaru* Don't worry! *Smiles*

Kirara: *Mews* (milk, or cream...)

04-04-2004, 01:17 AM
M: I'll go get you some milk Kira Chan! *trots off to the kitchen*
Jin: Hmm...I won'er where Touya went off to....? I need to bother 'im...
Sessh: You're as bad as Melfi
Jin: I know! *smiles his big smile and flies out the window*
Sessh: Finally, we have the room to ourselves.... *Sessh smiles*

04-04-2004, 01:19 AM
Kalki: *Smiles back. Her unicorn is just sitting on the bed beside her.*

04-04-2004, 01:24 AM
Meanwhile in the kitchen(which is now fixed)....
Kirara sits on the table, drinking her milk. Melfi heads into the living room to go upstairs when Kurama stops her.
M: Good evening Kurama.
Kura: Good evening. I brought you something.
M: What is it?
Kura: This. *Kurama gently kisses Melfi*
M: *blushes* Kura.....I..... *she's speechless*
Kura: I love you, Melfi.
M: I......I love you too.... *the two throw their arms around eachother*

04-04-2004, 01:28 AM
(In Kalki's bedroom...)
Kalki: *Leans against Seeshomaru. Picks up her unicorn, and sets it on the floor.*

Kirara: *Finishes her milk, and goes into the living room. She jumps in Yuske's(Sp? ^^; ) lap.*

04-04-2004, 01:33 AM
Correct sp.- Yusuke
Heheh. It's kinda funny really. I'm listening to music while doing this. As the music changes, so does my mood. I was listening to a romanticish song, and the Kura-Melfi thing came up. Just an interesting thing I noticed. Anyway, on with the story.
M: Kurama, promise me....that you'll never leave me...
Kura: I promise. I'll always be here for you. *the two get lost in a passionate kiss*
By this time, Touya arrives back at the house.
Touya: I fianally lost that baka Wind Master.... *he enters the house through the kitchen. He stops in the entryway froze by what he sees.* *thinking* I always thought that she was only playing with Kurama...I didn't realize that she really loved him....
Yusuke, never seeing any of this, was fast asleep.

04-04-2004, 01:39 AM
Yusuke: *pets Kirara's head.*

Kalki: *Sighs. She continues to lean against Sesshomaru.*

04-04-2004, 01:44 AM
Sesshomaru pets Kalki's head gently. The two seem to be lost in their own world.
Back in the living room...
Touya exits quickly and quietly.
Touya: How? How could she choose him over me? I've known her long before she ever met Kurama. I knew I should've said something earlier on.
Yusuke continues to pet Kirara in his sleep.

04-04-2004, 01:48 AM
Kalki: *snuggles up against Sesshomaru*

~Living room~

*Jin flies into the living room.*

04-04-2004, 01:52 AM
Jin: HOLY PIE!!!!
Kurama and Melfi seperate quickly and Yusuke wakes up.
Yusuke: *sleepily* What's going on?
J: Melfi an' Kurama were.....KISSIN!!!!
Y: Kurama! I never woulda guessed that you would kiss a girl!
J: Sooo....are you two an item or somthin now? *Yusuke and Jin smile*
M&Kura: *blush beet red*

04-04-2004, 01:56 AM
Kirara: Marrrrruha!(She's laughing.)

04-04-2004, 03:00 AM
The two continue blushing. Yusuke and Jin stare. The two burst out in laughter.
Y: AHAHAHAHAHAHA! You two should see the looks on your faces!!!
J: Melfi! Yer face is redder than my hair!!
M: O-oh y-you two shut u-up! Or I-I'll w-w-wack you g-good!
Y&J: *stares followed by more laughter*

04-04-2004, 03:03 AM
Kalki: I wonder what's going on downstairs. Jin and Yusuke are laughing pretty loudly.

04-04-2004, 03:08 AM
Sessh: *sweetly* Does it really matter? *kisses Kalki*
K: *blushes*
Outside the kitchen...
Touya: Hmf! What fools...*he could hear the whole conversation.*
Touya wanted to cry, but his pride wouldn't let him. He had loved Melfi since after half a week when they met. Though, Melfi never showed any interest in him. But Kurama had beaten him to the prize.

04-04-2004, 03:10 AM
Yusuke and Jin continue to laugh. Kirara does as well.


Kalki: *Smiles, and her face remains red.*

04-04-2004, 03:15 AM
Kurama and Melfi decide to retreat to his bedroom. Jin and Yusuke were redder then Jin's hair and their stomaches hurt. Kurama and Melfi pass Kaki's bedroom, and see her and Sesshomaru kissing as well.
Kura: Let's not tell Jin or Yusuke about them.
M: Yeah. They'll never hear the end of it.
Kura: I fear that we really won't.
M: Oh well. That never stopped me or you before.

04-04-2004, 03:18 AM
Kalki: *Glances at them out of the corner of her eye.*

(Jenn needs help...)

04-04-2004, 03:19 AM
(help with what? PSO?)

04-04-2004, 03:20 AM
(No. This. She can't post, and wants too...)

04-04-2004, 03:22 AM
(Oooohhh! Because the comp. is stupid, or cause you won't let her...?)

04-04-2004, 03:24 AM
(The computer being stupid, I think...>_<; It just doesn't like us...Back to the rp now?)

04-04-2004, 03:25 AM
(of course!)
Melfi noticed Kalki looking at them. She winked, and Kalki winked back.

04-04-2004, 03:27 AM
Kalki: *Does a hand signal thingy, asking Melfi to close the door without too much sound.*

04-04-2004, 03:30 AM
Melfi does so, giving the two their privacy was a very good idea. Kurama and Melfi went into his room. They climbed out the window and into the tree.
M: The moon is full! It's so beautiful!
Kura: That's why I brought you here. *Kurama put his arms around Melfi and the two planned to sit there all night*

04-04-2004, 03:36 AM
Kalki: Isn't it lovely tonight? *She has a bright smile.*

04-04-2004, 03:39 AM
Sessh: Yes, quite nice. Especially since Jin and Yusuke shut up. *he smiles*

04-04-2004, 03:41 AM
Kalki: *Snuggles up to Sesshomaru.*

04-04-2004, 03:44 AM
Sesshomaru and Kalki fall asleep. Morning comes and Yusuke wakes up. He had fallen asleep in a wierd pose on the couch. Jin was already awake, looking for the kitsune and his lover. Yusuke went upstairs and woke up Sesshomaru and Kalki. Jin arrived at the tree.
Jin: Hey you two, wake up! It's already ten!

04-04-2004, 03:46 AM
*Kalki and Sesshomaru wake. Kalki strikes out at Yusuke with her claws, glaring at him.*

04-04-2004, 03:48 AM
Y: HEY! That's no way to greet someone!
K: Like I care? Don't wake me and Sesshomaru up unless it's important.
Y: Well, Jin woke up Melf and Kurama. Melfi fell out of the tree. Too bad you missed it. *snickers*

04-04-2004, 03:50 AM
I gotta go. Parting is such sweet sorrow something, something, something. I'm paraphrasing! Weeee! Anyway, I'll se y'all tommrow! Oyasumi! (night)

04-04-2004, 03:52 AM
Kalki: *Continues to glare at Yusuke.* That's not very funny.

04-04-2004, 06:13 AM
F: How did I end up on the floor
*Looks areound*
F: Holy crap! I'm still in Kalki's room, and she's in bed with some random person!!
F: I'm hungry
*Goes to kitchen*

04-04-2004, 05:03 PM
*Kalki's left eye twitches. ~He isn't a random person...~She thinks to herself.*

04-04-2004, 05:13 PM
*Walks in and moves the whole drama to The Void*
Decs: Keep it 'whole family' viewable peeps

*Moved to The Void, left redirect*

04-04-2004, 06:01 PM
F: Huh? Why did it get moved?
B: Dunno, but I'm hungry!

04-04-2004, 06:14 PM
hello? Kalki are here?

04-04-2004, 06:16 PM
Jennifer: Melfi are you here? is any one here?

04-04-2004, 06:18 PM
F: I'm here my love!
B: Faulkie, you're a retard
F: NO I'M NOT!!!

04-04-2004, 06:19 PM
*Kalki leans against Sesshomaru.*

04-04-2004, 06:21 PM
F: Hey, you're still here?
B: Of course!
F: I've had it
*Gets out sword and kills Bob*
F: That's that!... Is this a romance scene?
*Grabs Jennifer*
F: You'll do! Yes, you'll do very nicely...

04-04-2004, 06:22 PM
Jennifer:Is Hiei here?

04-04-2004, 06:24 PM
*pushes F away*
Jen: if you came one step closer ill kill you.

04-04-2004, 06:27 PM
F: But honey... I love you! Oh well, I'm gonna poke Melfi in her sleep.
F: Oh how fun!

04-04-2004, 06:30 PM
Jen:STOP all the pokeing people in there sleep! Please :( .

04-04-2004, 06:34 PM
F: But it's so fun, you have a go!
F: I touched her...

04-04-2004, 06:36 PM
Jen: STOP! *pushes F away from Melfi.*

04-04-2004, 06:40 PM
F: I'm sorry...
*stands in corner*
F: Can I have a cookie?

04-04-2004, 06:41 PM
Jen: Poke Karama insted.

04-04-2004, 06:43 PM
F: Who's Karama? Wait! I don't care (as long as it's a girl!). Pokey pokey!

04-04-2004, 06:44 PM
Jen:Hes not a girl.

04-04-2004, 06:47 PM
F: ewwwww!
*some random samurai comes in*
Samurai: I challenge you to a battle Faulkie!
F: Go touch Karama!!
S: Um... ok.
*pokes Karama*
S: fun fun fun... eww... I touched his...

04-04-2004, 06:48 PM
Jen: I chaling you S. *pulles a soard from on her back.*

04-04-2004, 06:52 PM
F: Doesn't having a sword in your back hurt you?
S: Yeah, you should see a doctor about that!
F: Hey Jen, what's up with Garuda (your mag)'s stats? (INF and NAN)

04-04-2004, 06:57 PM
Jenn: its in its swordholder.The swordholder is on my back.

04-04-2004, 07:04 PM
F: I knew that! (phew! Dodged that one!)
F: Tell us or we'll poke you in... certain places...
S: Faulkie you pervert!!
F: ...

04-04-2004, 07:09 PM
Jen: i dont know.
Hiei: Jennifer why are you here?

04-04-2004, 07:11 PM
S: How can you not know?
F: Thats it!
F: You want some too Hiei?!
S: Eww, you touched their...

04-04-2004, 07:12 PM
Jen: Hiei! Your here.
Hiei: ive been here.
Jen: you have?
*jen goes and huges Hiei.*

04-04-2004, 07:13 PM
*Hiei punches them both*

04-04-2004, 07:15 PM
F: Hiei! Did you just punch me?
S: And me?
F: Angry mode! GRRRRRRR!!

04-04-2004, 07:33 PM
Hiei: What if i did?
Jen: Hiei dont get them made together.
Hiei: Why not?
Jen: because, they might mess up the house.
Hiei: so.

04-04-2004, 07:42 PM
F: Ok you asked for it!!
*Spills drink on floor*
S: Gasp! You monster!
F: Maybe I am but then again... who isn't?

04-04-2004, 07:43 PM
Jen: F S are you here?
Hiei: if not there BABYS.

04-04-2004, 07:44 PM
Jen and Hiei: you are pathedic.

04-04-2004, 07:45 PM
F&S: We're here!
F: I'm deeply offended about the baby comment!
S: And you're a stupid girl
*sticks out tongue*

04-04-2004, 07:48 PM
*gets sword out*
Jen: take that back. if you dont ill kill you.

04-04-2004, 07:52 PM
*Hiei grabs the sword from Jen.*

04-04-2004, 07:52 PM
rofl...lmao...lol....hahahahahahaha...hehehehehehe ...uhuhuhuh..huh..eheheh...eh I don't get it.

04-04-2004, 07:53 PM
F: You could never hurt me... you love me!
S: No she doesn't you fool she clearly hates you!
F: *sniff* If that true?

P.S. rofl Ivan? What?

04-04-2004, 07:56 PM
Jen: give that back Hiei!
Hiei: No.
*Jen goes and kisses Hiei.*
Hiei: heres your sword.

04-04-2004, 07:58 PM
( ill be back.)

04-04-2004, 07:59 PM
F: You could never hurt me... you love me!
S: No she doesn't you fool she clearly hates you!
F: *sniff* If that true?

P.S. rofl Ivan? What?

What the hell are you guys talking about???
rofl=Rolling on the floor laughing

04-04-2004, 07:59 PM
F: I thought what we had was special! I think I'm gonna be sick!
S: Men eh...
F: What?!
S: Um... nothing... (phew)
F: Hmmm... wait I'm sad not suspicious... *sniff*

04-04-2004, 08:00 PM
( im back.)
Hiei: Dont kill them both kill F.

04-04-2004, 08:01 PM
Jen: i never ever even liked you.
Hiei: thats true for the both of us.

04-04-2004, 08:02 PM
F: Nooooo!
S: Oh yeah! I've got a chance of the main character!
F: Traitor!

04-04-2004, 08:04 PM
What the hell are you guys talking about?! That's All I want to know!

04-04-2004, 08:04 PM
Ivan, don't even try to make sense of this, it is meaningless. Try to find a meaning in it and you'll be even more bewildered! Join in, however and you may understand it (fat chance!)

04-04-2004, 08:06 PM
Jen: mmmmm pudding.

04-04-2004, 08:07 PM
it is a Crazy rp.

04-04-2004, 08:11 PM
jennifer sings i like pudding. over and over and over again.

04-04-2004, 08:12 PM
Ivan: It seems the mature one has lost his maturity...
Hiei:Who the hell are you?
Ivan: Definately not as wierd as you
Hiei: *Looks up at Ivan with pudding all over his lips*

04-04-2004, 08:13 PM
*several beers later*
S: You stay away from my wife... but seriously folks, Jen's a great girl... makes my laugh... *throws up*
F: She has nice t*ts too!
S: You said it!
Barman: Should you really say that? She's right there you sexist pigs!

04-04-2004, 08:13 PM
jen: i ate the pudding not him!
hiei: that is true.
Jen i know it is. i dont think he does.

04-04-2004, 08:15 PM
* jennifer goes over and punches them both.*

04-04-2004, 08:16 PM
jen: thats what you get from saying that!

04-04-2004, 08:16 PM
F: ow! I was complementing... *throws up*
S: *still in bathroom*
BM: Am I the only one here who's not drunk or insane?

04-04-2004, 08:17 PM
The following day...

Ivan and Jen leave them both sitting there with their alchohal levels 15.4 each, they were last seen playing pso with a lv 5 hangover.

Hiei somehow finds them...

04-04-2004, 08:18 PM
Jen: did i kill them? if so that whas on accident.

04-04-2004, 08:19 PM
We left 'em :p

04-04-2004, 08:19 PM
Jen starts to walk away.

04-04-2004, 08:19 PM
BM: No, they're just R-E-A-L-L-Y drunk.
S: No we're not!
F: Don't judge me until you know me man!

04-04-2004, 08:20 PM
Jen: just shut up!

04-04-2004, 08:20 PM
Ivan, Jen, and Hiei ignore them and continue on

04-04-2004, 08:21 PM
Jen: can i go heat them?
Hiei: go ahade

04-04-2004, 08:22 PM
F: heat me?
S: ???
BM: Dunno

04-04-2004, 08:23 PM
jen: can i go hit them?
Hiei: go ahead.

04-04-2004, 08:24 PM
Ivan: Yeah I'm kindof hungry..lets wait until they lose the alchohal though, don't want to et as drunk as them O.o

04-04-2004, 08:24 PM
F: I'll be good, promise.
S&BM: Suuuure you will.

04-04-2004, 08:26 PM
*jennifer goes and knocks them out.*
jen: thats good for me, and if you though i was an angel your rong, im know ware near one.

04-04-2004, 08:27 PM
Jen: that was fun!

04-04-2004, 08:30 PM
Jen: Do you think knocking them out was fun?

04-04-2004, 08:31 PM
Ivan (mutters): Reatrted horny fool. *Pushes him on the ground and spits on him*

04-04-2004, 08:31 PM
Jen and Hiei: hello?

04-04-2004, 08:31 PM
*Faulkie rises again*
F: Give me your body
S: Are you a pervert
F: look at my sig!
S: Is the answer yes?
F: ... yes.
S: I hate you Falkie
F: :(

04-04-2004, 08:32 PM
jen:ew. that's disgusting!

04-04-2004, 08:36 PM
Mini Bert is standing in the shadows watching them verbally and physically, begins to laugh, J&F look at the shadows where MB is hiding

MB: Crap, I've been spotted! Kyros! Beam me out of here!
*Flash of light and MB dissappears
F:Why the hell was MB here?
J:...Who's MB?

04-04-2004, 08:37 PM
S: I know... whay does this stupid guy follow me everywhere?
F: Hey! I just want a friend!

04-04-2004, 08:38 PM
Jen: hello?

04-04-2004, 08:40 PM
*jennifer disapers too*
*she ends up where mb is.*

04-04-2004, 08:40 PM
Jen: whar am i?

04-04-2004, 08:41 PM

04-04-2004, 08:42 PM
am i the only girl in this rp?

04-04-2004, 08:43 PM
F: I want to go too!
S: You can!
F: How?!
S: Think positive thoughts!
F: ...
S: Ok, ok, I'll use my samurai teleportation powers!
F: ...
S: It makes a loud sound.

04-04-2004, 08:43 PM
*Tycco walks in*
Tycco:Little sis?
Jen: yes big bro?

04-04-2004, 08:44 PM
Jen: s how did you get here?

04-04-2004, 08:44 PM
F: Tycco? Are you an RC company?

04-04-2004, 08:45 PM
Tycco: Um how are you?
Jen: that is s.
Tycco: oh hi s.

04-04-2004, 08:45 PM

04-04-2004, 08:46 PM
*Tycco falls over.*
jen: big bro!

04-04-2004, 08:48 PM
Jen: so...... how did you get here?

04-04-2004, 08:48 PM
F: Is he ok?

04-04-2004, 08:48 PM
jen:i think.

04-04-2004, 08:50 PM
*jennifer goes back and gets every one.*
*every one is were f tycco and jennifer are at.

04-04-2004, 08:52 PM
Jen:is there a doc in the house?

04-04-2004, 08:52 PM

04-04-2004, 08:54 PM
*jen pics up tycco and starts to walk away.*

04-04-2004, 08:56 PM
Jen:Hello? konichwa? olla?

04-04-2004, 08:57 PM
Jen:im going to play music.

04-04-2004, 09:38 PM
Doctor: I'm a doctor! Where's my hammer?
Tycco: Aahhhhh!!!!

05-04-2004, 12:30 AM
MB is wondering why these idiots even followed him

MB: Why did you follow me?
F: I was following Jen
MB:....Ok why did you follow me?
Jen:...I wanted to teleport.
MB: -.-; Kyros...Get me outta here...
Voice from nowhere: Oh beam me out, get me outta here, dont you ever say anything than order?
MB: Kyros, i'm not paying you to think, I'm paying you to press the buttons.
Kyros: Ya ya...
*Big Flash of light and MB dissapears*
Kyros: Finally that a** is gone.
F:we're still here you know.

05-04-2004, 04:20 AM
Jen:were did he go this time?

05-04-2004, 04:22 AM
*jennifer dissapers*
*this time shes at Hieis house.*

05-04-2004, 04:28 AM
Jen: um hello?

05-04-2004, 09:16 AM
F: I'm lonely...
D: Let's teleport too!
S: I ran out of energy...
D: But I have a telepipe
S: ...
F: Ok, lets go
*Hiei's house*
F: Hi Jen!
Jen: Not that dickwad again!

06-04-2004, 01:58 AM
Melfi climbs through the window
M: I have arrived!! By chance, did any of you save some sake for me??
F: Wahahahaha! Save any sake! Good one Melf!
M: You monster! You shall know the wrath of a sober half fox demon! *crystal appears in hand* *turns into really big sword*
M: DIIIIEEEE HUMAN!!! *chaos insues*

06-04-2004, 02:48 AM
I dunno when I'll be able to get on, so don't expect much. T_T And i finally found out what i'm gonna do this spring break! stay awake as long as possible! Yay!

06-04-2004, 07:46 AM
F: swords are dangerous

06-04-2004, 05:49 PM
M: Muh, buh......MYYYAAAAA!!! My sword!! Give it back!
Faulkie holds tthe sword just out of Melfi's reach
M: No fair playing keep-away!!
F: That'll teach ya to attack me!
Kurama: Behave you two.
Hiei: Yeah, don't make me hurt you Melfi.
Jen: Yeah! Don't make my Hiei hurt you!
H: Shut up Jen
Kura: Behave all of you!
H: I swear, it's like we're babysitting.
Kura: But we're not getting paid.... *both sigh*

06-04-2004, 08:11 PM
*Mini Bert is watching the fighting through the window from a shadowy tree*
MB: No discipline, any of them. Well except for kurama.
?:You always were quick to judge.
MB: What? Who's there?
*Kinami steps out from behind the tree*
Kinami: You shouldn't judge them. It's painfully obvious that you are more discplined than them, and that they could use a little training, but they need to goof off, you never really needed to do that, you were made to fight, that's how it is, don't just go ruining there fun because of what your past caused.
MB:.....your right....*jumps away*
Kinami: I guess I'll go introduce myself :\
*Kinami walks up to the door and knocks*

07-04-2004, 05:26 AM
*Kalki sneeks downstairs, and pounces on Faulkie. Grabs Melfi's sword, and gives it back to her.*

07-04-2004, 08:35 AM
F: Nooooo!
*knock on door*
F: I'll get it!
*opens door*
F: It's some scary guy... Are you selling cookies?

07-04-2004, 12:50 PM
Kinami: Scary guy? I'm much better looking than you'll ever be. Anyway I'm kinami,can I come in? Sounds like your having fun ^_^

07-04-2004, 02:53 PM
M: You can come in only if you brought pocky and video games. Somebody broke our Phantasy Star Online disc! *cough*Kuwabara*cough*
F: The world has come to an end!!!

07-04-2004, 03:22 PM
Jen:is any one here?

07-04-2004, 04:44 PM
Kinami: I have a copy of pso with me right here ^_^, I also have t copy of mini berts ep.III, anyone want to play?

07-04-2004, 09:44 PM
F: We're not having fun
*sees Mini Bert's 'stash'*
F: Never mind

08-04-2004, 02:30 AM
MB: Touch my stuff and die
Kinami: i'm still amazed at how he always knows where to go to stop something, kina like a sense about his stuff.
MB:No, i just dont trust faulkie.

08-04-2004, 03:26 AM
F: Not many people do...

08-04-2004, 03:35 PM
M: I trust you!
F: No you don't.
M: Yeah, you're right......Let's just play PSO!!
MB: *loads game disc*

P.S. I sooo close to getting Ep III!!! Maybe over Easter....^_^

08-04-2004, 03:53 PM
F: We FSODed noooooo!
M: So? I'm getting PSO ep !!!
F: I'm jelous
M: And I have a sword
F: Now I'm REALLY jelous!

08-04-2004, 04:48 PM
*MB appears out of nowhere and starts playing ep.III*
MB: I beat plloux this morning.
Kin:Good for you, one down two to go.
MB:I know that you dont have to remind me.
Kin: no, I meant that you took one down, now your going to take castor down, then you'll go down.
M: Settle down.
F:Fight fight fight

08-04-2004, 08:27 PM
F: Don't tell me to shut up or you'll find yourself impaled on this sword!
MB: You don't have a sword!
M: Hey, yeah!
F: Um... gotta go...
*runs away*

09-04-2004, 01:06 AM
M: Come back here you coward!! *Throws sword at Faulkie* *side of it wangs her in head*
MB: Nice shot.
M: Thanks! I've been practicing. On Jin... *holds up a severly bruised wind master*

09-04-2004, 01:11 AM
Kalki: *Goes up to room, and starts to clean for no reason...*

09-04-2004, 01:12 AM
M: Hey, Kalk, why are ya cleanin? Yer room looks clean t' me.