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Faulkie
07-12-2006, 11:05 PM
Hello and welcome to the PSUniverse.net official Caption Contest, run by yours truly! Every Friday and Tuesday evenings I'll take a PSU screenshot and it's up to you guys to give it a caption and/or laugh at my pathetic character level! :P

No prizes I'm afraid but the winners get full bragging rights. And let's be honest, who doesn't like bragging? :P Not sure who the other judges will be, but I'll try to find some more staff members to do it. Might just be me to start with.

Current Screenshot
http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/5055/061229ey2.jpg
Can you think of a good caption? Give it a go!

Rules
1) Only one entry per person per screenshot. So choose wisely! If you post more than one, I'll put your first one into the judging unless you specify otherwise.
2) Don't make your posts offensive in any way. I'm talking racism (well... you can make fun of newmans/casts/beasts if you feel like it :P), sexism (well... it's fun in moderation. :P) etc. You know the drill!
2) No heavy pointless swearing.
3) It can be suggestive, but not disgustingly vulgar or completely dodgy. I'm looking at you Ross. :P
4) Try to keep spamming in this thread to a minimum. Maybe if people want to discuss it then we could have a discussion forum about it. Maybe. But this thread is just for posting your captions.

So yeah, that's it. Have fun and good luck from me!

Happy Captioning!!

Kitsadoodles
07-12-2006, 11:06 PM
This sounds like a lot of fun! I can't wait until tomorrow! Good idea!

Poo Fly
07-12-2006, 11:12 PM
looks like a larf! i'l make sure to have a go.

Faulkie
08-12-2006, 07:35 PM
I finally announce this contest... OPEN!!

Good luck guys. :D

P.S. Anyone have any idea how to change the name of a thread?

kaworu_nagisa
08-12-2006, 08:05 PM
Caption1:
"EVERYONE! This is my tree! no wait, they're all mine! mine MINE!"
*takes every present*

Kitsadoodles
08-12-2006, 09:10 PM
Caption: "Jump down, Santa! I'll catch you! The mean little impatient FOnewearls won't bother you anymore!"

pink
08-12-2006, 09:48 PM
I think only one word is needed for this image...

Caption: "HALLELUJAH!!!"

nomercy
08-12-2006, 09:57 PM
"IT'S CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Corny and cliche I know.

TheMaster375
08-12-2006, 10:23 PM
Caption: "ALL HAIL THE SACRED TREE!"

:P

Namillus
09-12-2006, 12:13 PM
"Christmas is here!"

...

"Aughk! Aneurysm of joy!"

(Two quotes for a single caption)

Poo Fly
09-12-2006, 07:17 PM
Little did they know Faulkie's joints had seized up, he was found three days later "dressed" as a snowman.

colohue
10-12-2006, 01:51 AM
Come on little fairie...you know you want to come down and meet my PM's synthiness.

Reigast
10-12-2006, 04:43 AM
"super-special-awesome-sexy Christmas Suv Goooo!"

Anti Hacker
12-12-2006, 10:52 AM
So... It's Tuesday. Faulkie told me to upload a next image since he won't have time. Here you are then :P

http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/7041/psu20061212082238001tr3.jpg

Namillus
12-12-2006, 12:07 PM
Ethan: "Ah, a new GUARDIANs recruit, eh? Who's your instruct-- oh, shi--"

Laia: "Ethan, take me back!" ;_;

Ethan: "I have a restraining order! Get away from me!"

Reigast
12-12-2006, 05:46 PM
"This is Raven's territory! Snakes don't belong in Alaska.... Crawl on the ground like the Snake you are!"

*lazy*

Deuce
12-12-2006, 06:45 PM
Ethan: why is there someone lying unconscious behind you?

Laia: We're playing happy families and drunk uncle Burt just fell down the stairs again.

Faulkie
12-12-2006, 11:04 PM
Phew!

Thanks for covering for me Anti. :D

By the by, the winner from the last one was Poo Fly (It was a close one though). :D

Kitsadoodles
13-12-2006, 12:32 AM
Ethan: 'What's that behind your back?'
Laia: 'Oh, its just our friend TELL THE COPS AND YOU'RE A DEAD MAN!'
Ethan: 'Oh... bye then...'

TheMaster375
13-12-2006, 07:45 AM
Ethan:"IS THAT A DEAD BODY?!?!?!"
Laia: "Uhh...maybe...."
Ethan: "Fine, don't tell me...tch, I didn't even WANT to know..."

kaworu_nagisa
13-12-2006, 01:18 PM
Ethan: "I'm here to collect the Parcel"
Laia: "Right here, take it & whats the cost?"
Ethan: "I'd say it'll cost you alot, ...to stuff it in a pre~made christmas box, yada yada..."
Laia: *Angry tone/look* "The cost please?!"
Ethan: "y-yes man- i mean mam, er...100k meseta..."
**some time later**
Parcel guy: "I'm here to pick up two parcels..."

Anti Hacker
15-12-2006, 10:36 AM
Faulkie asked me to judge this latest caption entries today. I vote Namillus... Unless Faulkie is also going to judge today I guess Namillus is the winner! :P

Faulkie should be uploading another image soon.

Faulkie
16-12-2006, 11:22 AM
Hey, sorry it's a little late! Here you go, get captioning!

http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/7144/061216xx4.jpg

Kitsadoodles
17-12-2006, 04:02 AM
Creepy stalker guy: "Hey, what are you doing with these losers?! Come back, baby!"
Girl on bench: "Just...keep...smiling..."

Anti Hacker
18-12-2006, 10:15 PM
"Universe 01 zombies! Their minds are numbed by Overlord C runs..."

Poo Fly
19-12-2006, 12:39 AM
"Right! listen up people, Lesson one, Never put a Fork into a Plug socket!"

Namillus
19-12-2006, 11:48 AM
"I'm Ryu20 - and I'm standing up!!"

DUN DUN DUUUN!

TheMaster375
19-12-2006, 12:06 PM
Faulkie: "Welcome to the Gay...uhh...GUY Club."
Girl on Bench: "Guy Club?!"
Guy behind the girl: "Ohhhhhh YEAH!"

Faulkie
19-12-2006, 10:59 PM
Haha I liked Namillus's the best this time. :D

http://img395.imageshack.us/img395/1175/061219cx6.jpg

Get captioning!

Namillus
19-12-2006, 11:48 PM
"Augh, my eyes! Why the Mace? What did I say!?"

Deuce
20-12-2006, 01:34 AM
"and then my slinky died."

Faulkie: *sob* "Why is there so much injustice in the world?"

pink
20-12-2006, 05:29 AM
"If I can't see her... she isn't real... PLEASE LET HER NOT BE REAL!"

TheMaster375
20-12-2006, 09:18 AM
Faulkie: "OH MY GOD! LOOK AT THOSE DAMN PRICES!!!" :P

Poo Fly
20-12-2006, 10:55 AM
Mina Watched on in amusement as Faulkie was attacked by the dreaded Eye moths of Mizuraki.

Anti Hacker
22-12-2006, 10:28 PM
Standing in for Faulkie again :) I guess I'm judging again, also. So, this round, I vote... Deuce! get it together Faulks :P Haha just kidding! Right, here we go...

http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/1717/plunkzt2.jpg

Get submitting!

Kitsadoodles
22-12-2006, 10:45 PM
Weird guy with creepy voice: "Like my new hat?"
Hat-man: "Get me out of here!"
Weird guy with creepy voice: "DO YOU WANT TO GO BACK TO THE ORPHANAGE?! Didn't think so..."

pink
23-12-2006, 03:40 PM
Man: "AHH!! Somebody get me out of here!!"
Cast: "Well it's your own fault for trying to drop-kick me in the first place you idiot."
Man: "Well it's YOUR fault for charging ridiculous prices!!!"
Cast: "Ya know... this SHOULD feel really uncomfortable... I do have a man sticking out of my head after all."
Man: "Sure... just blow me off... whatever... guess I'll just 'hang' with you until someone fixes this."
Cast: "That's weird, I thought I heard the wind..."
Man: "*grumbles to himself*"

(For anyone who doesn't get the prices comment... that particular Cast runs a lot of the item shops. XD)

Namillus
23-12-2006, 05:15 PM
"Damn it... Why didn't anyone tell me CAST heads were filled with superglue!?"

Deuce
23-12-2006, 11:49 PM
Man: I've heard of cast iron boots, but this is ridiculus!

Reigast
25-12-2006, 07:33 PM
It's In My Haiiiir~

Get It Out Get It Out Ewww!

Faulkie
27-12-2006, 12:26 AM
Haha! Deuce wins this round. It actually made me LOL, which nothing else does. Only because the joke was so bad though. :P

http://img226.imageshack.us/img226/9682/061227um6.jpg

Happy captioning!

Namillus
27-12-2006, 12:32 AM
"What, is it the Colony's annual 'Sit Around Doing Nothing Day' today?"

Poo Fly
27-12-2006, 02:15 AM
"YOU'RE ALL OUT!"

"i didn't say simon says!"

Reigast
27-12-2006, 02:24 AM
"Why are we all sat on the floor?"

"...Our ATP doesn't meet the requirement."

Kitsadoodles
27-12-2006, 03:22 AM
"Shouldn't we go work on leveling up or something?"
"Nah, what's the use? This picture quality sucks!"

Faulkie
30-12-2006, 12:02 AM
Poo Fly! You win this round! :D

http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/5055/061229ey2.jpg

Kitsadoodles
30-12-2006, 01:56 AM
"Oh, shoot. You're supposed to hold the baby over the railing so it can see better, not drop the baby over the railing so it can see the ground! Dang-nabit, another one bites the dust..."

pink
30-12-2006, 05:33 AM
"*gasp!* A luck penny!!! I better look more closely to see if it's heads or tails."

Reigast
30-12-2006, 12:13 PM
"No, Invisible man! Please! Use lubricant, I beg you!"

nomercy
30-12-2006, 12:45 PM
"Urgh.. I didn't *blurp* think you could get motion sickness here... *cough*"

Cye Zero
30-12-2006, 01:06 PM
"My contacts I lost my contact lens... I hope no one steps on it."

kaworu_nagisa
31-12-2006, 10:30 PM
"S-s-someone help end my career..." T_T
"A-a-any body?... I drank too much to stand...maybe I should not die yet..I got a MAG to feed!" :3
*stands up and topples over*
"eeep!!....- omg..I'm FLYING!"

Faulkie
06-01-2007, 12:10 PM
Cye Zero is the champion this round!

http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/3470/070106sy4.jpg
(Sorry it's late!)

Kitsadoodles
06-01-2007, 06:19 PM
"Come on, my bamboo baby. No one's looking...."

Cloud Stryder
07-01-2007, 02:22 AM
kitsa... thats creepy and i dont even WANT to know!

*Yesterday in Segas office*
delivery man- "wait you didnt order 100 novelty sized bamboo shoots?"
sega rep one- "umm... no. but thats ok im sure we can find a use for it"
sega rep two- " this is just like yesterday with the novelty sized icecream... WHO the hell is ordering these things><"
sega rep one- "......my secret shame....."

*insert above pic here*

"mwhahaha now know one will realise the mistake i maaa.... OMG no cameras!"

Cye Zero
16-01-2007, 04:39 AM
Uh Oh looks like I forgot to take the christmas decorations down again.

Shike-the-Force
17-01-2007, 11:29 PM
I am but the mere prohpet

You are my virgin, Santa

Uh...

Santa,

you in that mistletoe cuz i don love ya that much

Vay
03-02-2007, 07:43 AM
What you DONT see is the PostIt note on the decoration:

Shortage of restroom facilities due to ever-increasing demand in Universe 2 Raffon Field Base and PPT Spaceport. Please use bamboo arrangement in place of Cosmic Fountains. Sorry for the inconvenience.
(C'mon, this is Universe 12. You're the only guy on this entire server. Get to Raffon Uni 2 with the rest of the zombies.)
-The Management.





On a side note, I hadn't realized it had been about two weeks since the last post. Sorry for resurrecting the dead. :/

Faulkie
03-02-2007, 10:38 AM
I'm sorry guys, I really am.

I haven't been able to keep this up. I haven't played PSU for ages.

In fact, I have a confession. I didn't really like PSU at all. :/

Uh... if anyone wants to run this for me, I'd be very grateful.

Bmil
23-08-2007, 03:33 AM
I'm sorry guys, I really am.

I haven't been able to keep this up. I haven't played PSU for ages.

In fact, I have a confession. I didn't really like PSU at all. :/

Uh... if anyone wants to run this for me, I'd be very grateful.

AMEN! PSU SUX!